Do I ever wonder if there's something wrong with me? ...No. Of course not. Caring is not an advantage. All lives end. All hearts are broken. I should remember that.
There's nothing wrong with me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: doncornicar)
Why is it so much effort to have a shower
Truth. Showers are one of the most boring things I have ever done. You basically stand there for half an hour, which is time you could spend doing something more interesting and being dry.
A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.
(Source: stravaganza)
Grammatical Errors in a Love Letter
Haven’t been on Tumblr for about a week. It’s weird. Nothing particularly odd happened to force this, the computer was just occupied by other people for a few days too long a little while ago and I got out of the habit of checking things. However, stuff has been happening and I feel really absurdly antsy for no apparent reason, as if I’m on the precipice of an emotional breakdown, so I think it might be a good idea to type up my thoughts.
Long personal post gets a Read More break, but wait! You want to read this one! I came out as asexual to someone and got a badly written love letter of sorts! Come on, that’s actually more interesting than most of the things I’ve written on this blog.
ISTJs: “R” Rules, Rituals, Regulations….and Right.
ISFJs: Work behind the scenes
INFJs: Overwork work, reworking it.INTJs: Can improve this T-shirt. Just ask.
INTPs: Eschew obfuscation
ENTP: 1-up: The drink for ENTPs.
ENTJs: Are born with combat booties.
ENFJs: Articulate…& articulate… & articulate…
ESJFs: Take heart and give heart.
ESTJs: Know the answer. The question is irrelevant.
ESTPs: Have built-in BS detectors. Test mine.
ISTPs: Out of sight is out of mind.
ISFPs: Love all living life.
INFPs: Really should have F-shirts, not T-shirts.
ENFPs: Give life an extra squeeze.
ESFPs: Are a surprise and love a surprise.
Hahahahaha, INTPs eschew obfuscation. Brilliant.
I’m typing this on a 3DS, so it’ll be short (isn’t technology great?), but I just read a fanfic in which two teenaged characters took a joint shower in the room of requirement. This wouldn’t have been so bad if not for the fact that they’d only known each other for a couple of weeks. Oh, yeah, and they hadn’t actually planned this. Remus Lupin just hopped in while Tonks was showering. And she didn’t protest, either. I looked at the reviews, because surely out of the 45 there would be one calling such an event implausible, right? Nope. The one review of the chapter complained that they “just” showered. Oh, fanfiction written by an author I like seven years ago. How you baffle me.
I mean seriously, what.
oh my god you guys
I just had a dream in which Jim Moriarty was grinning at me from a second story window in a house
and
I climbed the stairs in the house to find that he was in my bedroom
(even though my house is one story tall)
he grinned some more after I entered and flopped himself onto the bed like a child
after a minute he left without saying anything
but
after he left
I
hah
I got onto the bed where he’d been solely to see what his cologne smelled like
it was a very cool scent, very pleasant
but I have no idea what it actually was… maybe something cucumber-y
what is wrong with my subconscious
why does it want to smell villains from television shows
I feel like Molly Hooper in a Molliarty fanfic, trying to choose my favorite character and I always say Sherlock but what if it isn’t Sherlock
what if Sherlock isn’t my favorite character
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahaha
yes this is going to be a strange day probably
(do you think Jim plays the Ukelele? I have two around my house - they’re fun to play and it’s easy to fool with them so they sound creepy instead of tropical. Hehehehehhehe. I’m in the mood for a fanfic.)
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
Loki-is-a-box-of-cocks HAAA.sherlocks-cock!
haha Oh god, yes!
Cumbercock Sandwich
Mmmmm…
For the love of Cock. But of course.
Queencock.
All right.
There are only two possibilities here for me, and I couldn’t decide because one of them is strange while the other rhymes.
ReichenbachCock and CockTrip.
(Source: supaspicy)
